On a Canadian speaking tour, Winston Churchill found himself sitting next to a Methodist bishop.
A young waitress offered each of them a glass of sherry.
Churchill accepted his, but the bishop said, “Young lady, I’d rather commit adultery than take an intoxicating beverage.”
Churchill said, “Come back, lassie, I didn’t know we had a choice!”
While you’re here, why not check out some more!
- Here’s my 2018: In Review — full of ‘best of’ pics from the year as well as travel and writing
- Here’s my essay on the fantastic Elif Shafak piece ‘Why The Novel Matters In The Age Of Anger’
Lastly, check out my book — The 9 to 5 Nomad: A Modern Guide For The Location-Independent Employee (full website)